fredag 8 juni 2012

Litet öltest på EM:s första kväll


"[Jack Donaghy] -- Do you know who owns Brooklyn Without Limits?
[Liz Lemon] -- Brooklyn Zach. He throws pool parties in dumpsters.
[JD] -- Halliburton. In the mid-90s they found themselves with a surplus of canvas waterboarding hoods, so they had sweatshops remake them into messenger bags to sell them to outer borough idiots.
[LL] -- You don't know what you're talking about. (visar upp märket på jeansrumpan) Hand made in the USA.
[JD] -- Your magic jeans are from BWL? Oh, Lemon. It's not 'hand made in the USA", it's pronounced haandmade in Usa. The haand people are a vietnamese slave tribe and Usa is their island prison. They made your jeans. You know how they make the stitching so small? Orphans."


Brutal Brewing Kustom Lager
betyg: 4+
Namnet är hemskt, burken är hemsk, men ölen är riktigt god

Melleruds vårpilsner
betyg: 2
Motsatsen till "Kustom Lager": jättesnygg etikett och skönt fejkad småskalighetsromantik från Spendrups, som producerar både denna öl och föregående, men trist öl.

Oppigpårds Summer Pale Ale
betyg: 3

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